Career Ladder Climber Gifts

One fly to another: 'She hit the glass ceiling.'

Employment Office. Ernie's learned from his mistakes and now he's overqualified for everything!

'We need someone to head-up our scrapheap, Higgins.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"Make a lot of money."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

I'm a self-made man!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Good Luck!

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Upward Progress

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"