Career Climbing Gifts

'Those are the family I'd have if I believed in a Work/Life balance.'

'I've told you before, Warner. You're not allowed to spend the entire day complaining until you make partner.'

"The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you're STILL a rat..!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

How leaders fail

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'