Career-focused Juggling Pillows

"They can't see you right now - would you like a bottle while you're waiting?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Hassled Mother.

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Tennis ball girl.

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."