Career-focused Juggling Pillows

"They can't see you right now - would you like a bottle while you're waiting?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Supermom.

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Hassled Mother.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

The Housewife

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Your remote control, sire."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."