Cardiovascular Caretaker T-Shirts

"Be still, my atrial fibrillations!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Bathing the dog

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"I had to skip my workout."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'They sure have small litters.'

Tilly Slowboy

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I don't leave home without it!"

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...