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'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

You should get me a dog. It will be good training for when I have to take care of you guys.

"Thanks kid."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Foster failure

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Lazy plumber.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"The lost password department's that way."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Pyramid Of Importance Within An Organisation.