Cardboard Box Critic Gifts

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!

Packaging Russian Dolls

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

The suggestion box.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

World's cheapest car

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

Global Inc.'s 'valued employees.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Too much packaging

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I think he's just going through the motions."

"Open plan office are the future, they're more flexible, efficient...sharing a workspace and being able to see your colleagues at work can really improve performance!"

"How do you stay so calm?"

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"We no longer refer to them as cubicles anymore, now we call them individual production stations. Sounds a lot less confining!"