Card Magician Gifts

"It looks like some sort of a trick knee."

I think we can separate you.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Time Is Money

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Investing your savings

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Everything's gone up."