Card Magician Prints

"It looks like some sort of a trick knee."

I think we can separate you.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Time Is Money

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

If Disney was a software company

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Investing your savings

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"Everything's gone up."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...