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"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

Traffic Jam.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"It's worse than I thought."

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

Moonbuggy gets wheels stolen

"And my client wants to know just what you intend to do about his dented fender!"

"My car is starting to take after my husband-- It's making a lot of strange sounds and strange smells."

Garage "Now then, squire, what would you like first - the bad news, or the really, really bad news?"

'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

"We can't go on meeting like this. It's costing you a fortune in repairs."

"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

"When are visiting hours?"

"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"

I thought "E" meant enough.

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

"The best thing we've ever done is to buy advertising on vehicle air bags."

"I think we should send his cell phone to whomever he was texting when he crashed."

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'Can you push a little faster, dear? Everyone's passing us.'

'Oh quit complaining, Thomas...at least we got a loaner!'

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

"I've done all I can. Take it home and read it The Little Engine That Could."

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

'The good news is, when the dredger brought up the car it was full of fish.'