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Drive-In Claim Center

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

"Looks like my car won't start...I guess I'll have time for that beer after all!"

If...Then....

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"I've done all I can. Take it home and read it The Little Engine That Could."

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.