Caught In A Car Accident T-Shirts

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'This is your lucky day!'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

"Oh...that's not good."

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Car surrenders.

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'Good news honey! My golf clubs are okay!'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

"The brakes still feel spongy to me."

'Can I call you back?'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'