Caught In A Car Accident Pillows

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'This is your lucky day!'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

"Oh...that's not good."

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

'I've been in this business a long time, and believe me that's not laughing.'

Car surrenders.

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'

'Good news honey! My golf clubs are okay!'

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'Can I call you back?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."