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'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"Sick Ride!"

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

Roadie

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

'Safety zone ends, resume driving like idiots.'

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