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'We've found life as we know it on other planets. All creatures have cars that break down when they're late for a meeting.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

"Google car."

Roads with a view.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'Power steering.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

Roadie

"Sick Ride!"

Ernie, you're still not being honest in the ad for the cars you're selling! Many of these were abandoned! That's why I say "driverless cars"! And lighting torched this one! Making it a type of "electric car." This was totally trashed when taken for a joyride! So I was accurate when I called it a "recreational vehicle." And the limo - It gets 5 MPG, but you say it gets over 20MPG! That's why I also say "It's a stretch"!

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."