Car Troubles Survivor Mugs

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Barbeque Casualty.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Screw Driver.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.