Car Troubles Survivor Prints

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Barbeque Casualty.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Screw Driver.