Car Sales Representative Pillows

"They protect my car from dings so it always looks great."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Larry's used art

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"You're never home."

Mohammad's motors

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'God's speed.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Brick Salesman

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Perfect."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Corporate Darwinism

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"