Car Sales Representative Pillows

"They protect my car from dings so it always looks great."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Mohammad's motors

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"You're never home."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'God's speed.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Brick Salesman

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Perfect."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Corporate Darwinism

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'