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Your nodding dog needed a new universal joint.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

It's a Dog's life

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Super-Mario Draghi

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"The dollar is falling!"

"Not again!"

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

The treatment is the same on the NHS...