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Your nodding dog needed a new universal joint.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

It's a Dog's life

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Super-Mario Draghi

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

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I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"The dollar is falling!"

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"Not again!"

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

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