Car Owner Compassion Pillows

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

Wild Window Washers

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

"I get about 5 miles to the gallon, my wife and son get the rest"

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

'Don't bother rotating the tires. They rotated on their own all the way here.'

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

"I brake for all Police Cars."

A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.

"Next time your engine knocks, answer it."

Innocent Civilians

'My other car has a bumper sticker that says 'my other car is a cadillac','

Refugee Crisis

"Actually, I drink to forget what my car is doing to affect global warming."

"Can you save my car?"

"At first, I thought it was gunfire."

"Your car won't be ready until it changes it's attitude."

Trampling the freshly painted Honda was fun, but Toonga worried that the owners might somehow be able to figure out who did it.

Build Love Not Walls

"I'm at the dealership topping off my fluids while my car gets an oil change."

"My goodness, Henry! Take your scarf! You'll catch your death by cold!"

Woman crying about her car repair bill.