Car Owner Compassion Pillows

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Car wash / Mouth wash

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

Wild Window Washers

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

"I get about 5 miles to the gallon, my wife and son get the rest"

'Don't bother rotating the tires. They rotated on their own all the way here.'

Innocent Civilians

"Next time your engine knocks, answer it."

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

Woman going to wash partners car with wire wool.

A mechanic is surprised to see a periscope coming out of a car towing a boat.

"I brake for all Police Cars."

Refugee Crisis

"Actually, I drink to forget what my car is doing to affect global warming."

"Your car won't be ready until it changes it's attitude."

"At first, I thought it was gunfire."

"Can you save my car?"

Trampling the freshly painted Honda was fun, but Toonga worried that the owners might somehow be able to figure out who did it.

Build Love Not Walls

"I'm at the dealership topping off my fluids while my car gets an oil change."

Two Street vendors, one selling the 'Big issue' the other selling 'Small issue'.

Woman crying about her car repair bill.

"My goodness, Henry! Take your scarf! You'll catch your death by cold!"