Car Milestone Gifts

Shmeuly's car turns 13.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We have an acronym!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'