Car Lover's Universe Gifts

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"What old school? This is my life."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Roads with a view.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam