Car Finding Expert T-Shirts

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"What old school? This is my life."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

James May

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Acme Flyswatters.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

TS Motors Inc.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).