Car Deals Gifts

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Rising Gas Prices

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Thatched roof car.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"