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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rising Gas Prices

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Thatched roof car.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'By god that man stinks!'