Car Audio Gifts

"That car has a totally 'ya''' sound system!"

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."

'Difficult, intermediate or easy listening?'

Boy racer with huge sound system

"I know! Let's install a digital media head unit with wi-fi connectivity...a 340-watt four-channel amp...and two 18-inch subwoofers with four 1-OHM voice coils!"

"Sure, the new hire's cute...and smart...and funny. But a complete person knows what's important in life...what's essential to the well-being of her world."

"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."

"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"

Boom Box

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The subwoofers really help."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Music for car stereos

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Missing. Last seen with.

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."