Car Audio T-Shirts

"That car has a totally 'ya''' sound system!"

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."

'Difficult, intermediate or easy listening?'

Boy racer with huge sound system

"I know! Let's install a digital media head unit with wi-fi connectivity...a 340-watt four-channel amp...and two 18-inch subwoofers with four 1-OHM voice coils!"

"Sure, the new hire's cute...and smart...and funny. But a complete person knows what's important in life...what's essential to the well-being of her world."

"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."

"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"

Boom Box

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Music for car stereos

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Missing. Last seen with.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

"I won't go near one of those driver-less things until they iron out the bugs."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

The Fast and the Furious: The Egg and Spoon Races

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."