Car Audio Buff Gifts

'Difficult, intermediate or easy listening?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Music for car stereos

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Turn down the bass."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Democracy for Hire

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

Boom Box

A production line adds condiments to cars

Traffic Jam.

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

audiobooks...

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

"When one door closes, another one opens."

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."