Car Audio Buff Pillows

'Difficult, intermediate or easy listening?'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Music for car stereos

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

A production line adds condiments to cars

Traffic Jam.

Boom Box

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

audiobooks...

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"When one door closes, another one opens."