Car Audio Aficionados Pillows

Boom Box

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Perfect."

Music for car stereos

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Chicken Road Crossing

"Romance"

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"Turn down the bass."

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"Of all the times to stall."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

audiobooks...

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"Where's the fire, pal?"

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'