Car Audio Aficionados Pillows

Boom Box

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Perfect."

Music for car stereos

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Chicken Road Crossing

"Turn down the bass."

"Romance"

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"Of all the times to stall."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

I can't wait till they get one of those things...

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

audiobooks...

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

sub woofer

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."