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Kirks & Tacos

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Regular service or affected?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Champagne at the hunt

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Shake yer booty!"

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Try our AMAZING Soups!

Antonio Carluccio.

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

We'll pass on the entrees...

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

'Whatever he's drinking.'

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'

You know that feeling you get after shoving 5,000 calories down your yam hole?

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

'There is but one path to the inner peace you seek - chocolate!'