Captain Of The High Seas T-Shirts

Remote control pirate bully

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lifesaver!

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)