Captain Of The High Seas Mugs

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

Remote control pirate bully

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

CEO with SEO

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lighthouse Beam.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lifesaver!

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg