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Remote control pirate bully

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

man juggling career, home and children

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

'Face it Cap'n - the whale's given us the slip!'

"My art teacher said I passed the finger painting assignment with flying colors."

The First Waterski

Pirate and parrot using ATM.

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

'I got dressed in the dark.'

"I like that new chap Jenkins. Seems to be a good listener."

'How about letting me off the hook.'

'Like clockwork: As soon as the whale-watching boat arrives, Bruce leaps out of the water! What a show off...'

Illustration for 'Foul Play', scene 2.

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Messing about in Boats.

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

"It's not what it looks like" - What the illusionist said when his wife walked in.

Edward Teach

A spider disguised as a palm tree preys on an oblivious castaway

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

Broken Lighthouse

King serfs: using peasant as surfboard.

How's My Sailing?

"Of course working from home does have some problems."

"Miss Harris, make me a bunch of appointments I can't possibly keep."

'I'm not sure what country he's representing, but he seems a real natural!'

"Damn it, Ned. You're steering us in circles again."

Pirate's beaver problems,

"My brother never gets into trouble for anything...he has all his excuses on file and alphabetized!"