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'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

School of Fish

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'How about letting me off the hook.'

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Messing about in Boats.

A spider disguised as a palm tree preys on an oblivious castaway

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

King serfs: using peasant as surfboard.

"You just graduated from the best, most fun school ever! Nice!"

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"Weary grow the fervently relaxed devotees of the sea."

'Duty calls madam, a little matter of going down with my ship.'

'Fred,do you need any help putting the outboard motor on?'

The captain is thinking it might be too late to get buy-in on his last decision.

Sailing on the River Styxx

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

"Come on in. The water's fine."

"You've had a bad day!"

'So is our boat half full or half empty?'