Captain Of Capitalism Mugs

'Using your clients' money to landscape your compound doesn't constitute a 'hedge fund'.'

CEO with SEO

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

Counting my Bonus...

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Making money for investors is simple

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

World Economics

Big business is not evil