Capitalism Captain Mugs

Financial Pirates

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

The Price of Freedom

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Counting my Bonus...

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

World Economics

Big business is not evil

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Consumption Graph.