Captain Of Capitalism Pillows

'Using your clients' money to landscape your compound doesn't constitute a 'hedge fund'.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"Money is life's report card."

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

Corporate Greed.

Counting my Bonus...

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Big business is not evil

World Economics

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Consumption Graph.