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e. e. cummings explained. 'It's all fixed, sir, all that is except the shift key.'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

The two faces of capitalism.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Capitalism and Consumers

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A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'