Capitalist Yogi T-Shirts

Bring some witty wisdom to their wardrobe with t-shirts that celebrate the entrepreneurial Zen of the capitalist yogi—comfortable, clever, and crafted to inspire.

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"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."

"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal." mockup

"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."

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"Do you guys serve beer?"

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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes." mockup

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

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The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

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'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?' mockup

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

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'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.' mockup

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

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'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!' mockup

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

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Big business is not evil

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'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

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'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.' mockup

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

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"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

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"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

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Capitalism.

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'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.' mockup

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

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'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

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'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.' mockup

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

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GDP

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'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?' mockup

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

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"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?" mockup

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

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"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!" mockup

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

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'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer' mockup

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

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'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

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