Capitalist Yogi Gifts

"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

Yoga classes door.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Big business is not evil

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Capitalism.

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

GDP

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

"Complaining empowers us."

"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

bag of money as a bicep

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'