Capitalism Comrade Pillows

'I have a corporate headache.'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

The two faces of capitalism.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

World Economics

Big business is not evil