Capitalism Comrade Mugs

'I have a corporate headache.'

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Corporate Greed.

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Capitalism and Consumers

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

The two faces of capitalism.

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Making money for investors is simple

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Big business is not evil