Capitalism Advocate Pillows

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

World Economics

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Big business is not evil

Making money for investors is simple

Consumption Graph.

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."