Capitalism Commenter Gifts

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

The Price of Freedom

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Tempest in a Teapot

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Big business is not evil

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Making money for investors is simple

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'