Capitalism Analyst Gifts

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Consumer society'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

Tempest in a Teapot

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

World Economics

Making money for investors is simple

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Big business is not evil

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations