Capitalism Analyst Gifts

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Consumer society'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

The Price of Freedom

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

Corporate Greed.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

World Economics

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Big business is not evil

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Consumption Graph.

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'