Cape-clad Critter Confidant Pillows

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Rose Garden

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Fishy tail.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Loch Ness Monster

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Superhero

Elementary Genetics

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Boy you light my fire!'