Creature Companion Pillows

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Canine Companion

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Hush puppy.

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I'm working from home today."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

Wagging Dog