Critter Companion Pillows

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back ..I'll bring them your way next time..'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'When humans say they love animals, they mean pets. They sure don't mean us!'

"Hey, I thought you two weren't getting serious!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Canine Companion

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Hush puppy.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

A man and his dog

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Happy.