Cap And Gown Sprinter Pillows

Graduate

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Graduate

Zumma Cum Laude

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Graduate of 2021

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Graduate.

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Resumes

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

"I didn't know you had a minor."

Clothes Make the man...

Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

Graduation.

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

Graduate Joins the Unemployment Queue.

"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"

Graduate

Feel good looks great

The word going around is that the business administration graduates are hiring the engineering graduates.

'Tell me the truth - do I look fat in this dress?'

Help Wanted

'Twerp on bicycle!'

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'