Canvas Defender Pillows

Art Theft

"I think you've done a fine job of protecting the underlying canvas from the elements with paint."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Just call me Picasso!

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Painter's Duel.

"This one will go with everything,

"Stop staring"

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Trash-talkin' artists

Artist painting a cat.

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Man with Sword in Penholder

The painting Painter

"Quit moving"

Fish with Shield

'My right brain isn't working.'

"It's too academic."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

A Blanksy

Job Stress.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'