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Art Theft

"I think you've done a fine job of protecting the underlying canvas from the elements with paint."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Just call me Picasso!

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Art Plagiarism

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Artistic License

"It's called 'Sold'."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Artist painting a cat.

Trash-talkin' artists

Painter's Duel.

"This one will go with everything,

"Stop staring"

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"It's too academic."

Man with Sword in Penholder

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

The painting Painter

Fish with Shield

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Quit moving"

A Blanksy

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'